Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
They cause too much brain damage.
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
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