What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*