WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
No one wants to be comic sans.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Darth Vader.
He took his wife for granite.
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Reptile disfunction
A school application.
A slippery customer.
It's a Moray."
A dictatorship. *sobs*
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
