What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.