Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Why was the bald king so sad?

Because he had no heir.