He thought they were a delivery service
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
A No. 2 pencil.
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Because he thought it was a delivery service.