What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Sht Jokes More Sht Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.