Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen