Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen