Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....