What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.