What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.