What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"