What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster