A: But you cantaloupe!
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
there was a porkward silence
She was worried the egg would get there first.
Because they cantaloupe...
Because they just cantaloupe.
Because she was a little tart.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
So he could see her crack....
