Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.