Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.