Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.