What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.