What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.