Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Lion King Jokes More Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11