What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!