What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.