What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"