Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin