Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."