Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned