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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Satisfactory Jokes More Satisfactory Jokes

Where are average people made?

The satisfactory

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

System Jokes More System Jokes

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.