What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.