What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

School Jokes More School Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.