Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.