Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter