What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!