What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."