Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere