How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.