How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.