Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."