When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath