When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!