A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Sql Jokes More Sql Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'