How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way