Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!