Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.