What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.