Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.