Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here