Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

London Jokes More London Jokes

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond