What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.