Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.