Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.