Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back