Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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They told him he was good at deriving

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.