Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.