Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.