Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.