Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.