Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y