Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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They are always asking for change.

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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His treasures.

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Because he was barefooted!!!

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What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

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