Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls