What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.