A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Many hands make light work.
There still working on it...
He was following the Tsar.
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
A: Post office.
They are always full of seed.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.