Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.