A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
Diddly squat
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
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Yarn.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
An electric elephant !
A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot