She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
They're always rushin.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Jose can you see.....
Roll a 40 down the street.
It was Valenswine's Day.
both can be solved with a coat hanger
Crossfit
They join weight witches.
Depends how powerful the blender is
Tell them to take off their hats
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
