Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!