Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill