What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Fece Jokes More Fece Jokes

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.