Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.