Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...