Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
He moved down-under!!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Hella.
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Coughin'
Double jointed
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Let's go fishing
Hella copters
Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.
UCLA.
New Jersey had first choice.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
