Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
He moved down-under!!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Hella.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
Middle school.
Because they're paid to.
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Because they shared genes!
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Because they don't like Nice people.
The Ns justify the means.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
