Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
He moved down-under!!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Hella.
Try to get a long well.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
It got stuck in a crack.
A: Stop peaking at me.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
The average elevation.
Because the steaks are high.
